Vodka Is Cheaper Than Therapy Tee

Too Much Monday Tee

Running Late Counts as Cardio Tee

Restaurant on the Moon Tee

Professional Overthinker Tee

Probably Just One Tee

Pour Decisions Tee

Plans Cancelled, Couch Approved Tee

One More Scroll Tee

Not Today Tee

My Patience Has Left Tee

Mentally Elsewhere Tee

Lost Again Tee

Lazy Energy Tee

Just Here for the Snacks Tee

Joke About Construction Tee

In Pizza We Crust Tee

I'm Sorry I Said What I Said Tee

I'm Into Fitness Tee

I Need a Nap Before My Nap Tee

I Dug a Hole Tee

Grill Sergeant Tee

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